spii

When I first started online I called myself inspire, soon shortened to spi (that's spy, not spee!) Now ten years on, and tired of websites telling me "spi is already registered" I have chosen spii. You can think of it as: "I spy…" or like "spi 2" (ii as roman numerals) or even see the ii as in ircII — where I first stumbled into IRC and thus the Internet — or maybe as in Wii, Nintendo's console machine. Or you could just call me Ben.

spii — Exploding Chef with billboard in background: FOR A RELAXING STAY IN VICE CITY…